26 June 2008

Knock, Knock...Who's there?

So today we will delve into the world of Knock, knock jokes. When I saw this one on a flair I had to have it
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You know.
You Know Who?
Yes! Avada Kedavra

You won't get it if you aren't a Harry Potter Fan. I have spent a lot of time over the years with children and it is always a treat when they finally understand the knock knock joke is a funny because of word play. When they are four or five, they just answer with any funny sounding word and will giggle uncontrollably. I thought I would share with you some of my favorites.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores my shepherd...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open it up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss, and let's Joe places.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee I do not tell jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I-8.
I-8 who?
I-8 lunch already, what's for dinner?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Despair.
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock, knock joke if you want.

Hope you found something to give you a chuckle.

jené

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